My Brother keeps a large box of magazines in his closet which he says are carpentry magazines for men?
I think maybe he’s not being entirely honest with me however. I always devolop my own wood when reading the one about Penthouses. Is it normal to become so visibly firm and sweaty just looking at these architectural digests?
Also, his nearby tool box has some unusual tubes of caulk and odd vibrating mechanisisms. as well as a string of bath beads, and a large can that smells like old fish. Is he being honest with me?? Should I ask Mom?

Sounds kinky to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee.